What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 09:39

They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why is the US going after Canada after all? What is the reason for all this hostility?
So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
Next, they tried...
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Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What can I say to a scammer who thinks he loves me, but I don't want to be scammed?
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Minds and Behinds
What are the signs of covert narcissistic abuse that most people miss?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
Thumbs down again.
How did my ex move on very fast?
So they tried
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What are LGBT+ people tired of hearing?
Unacceptable again!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
What can you do if you are a full-grown adult, but never experienced being a child?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
Can you summarize season 1 of "The Acolyte"?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Just Forget it!
Still no good.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...