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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 09:39

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

They put up a sign reading

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why is the US going after Canada after all? What is the reason for all this hostility?

So, the docs changed it to read

share office space ...

Next, they tried...

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Nuts and Butts

Freaks and Cheeks

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What can I say to a scammer who thinks he loves me, but I don't want to be scammed?

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Minds and Behinds

What are the signs of covert narcissistic abuse that most people miss?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No go.

Thumbs down again.

How did my ex move on very fast?

So they tried

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What are LGBT+ people tired of hearing?

Unacceptable again!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Atheists claim that Earth is 10 billion years old, yet there are no fossils that old. What do you have to say for yourselves for lying?

Still no good

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No, not a chance

What can you do if you are a full-grown adult, but never experienced being a child?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Hysterias & Posteriors

No way

Can you summarize season 1 of "The Acolyte"?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Just Forget it!

Still no good.

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Loons and Moons

Another attempt resulted in ...